Ahmerst’s birthday isn’t until next week but I’ll definitely forget about it by then, so cheers. Have a good one Rose! I’m really glad we’re stuck with you for a while, and I’m even more glad you left your stuff in my bathroom because it gave me an excuse to mail you this too.
I want to make some kind of sarcastic and insincere jab at you, but this is wildly rad. I will do my best to give you an equally intensely cool present when your birthday arrives. (Possibly through the mediums of song, dance, bloodletting and Cuban cigars.)
TG: happy birthday
EB: why are there ‘ah’s’ floating wow do you see that??
EB: hehe jk it’s cool thanks dave.(i love you too.)
-so it turned out pretty dumb shdw/e happy birthday bonbon i love love you q<q /embarrassing-LY smooches wow you’re my best online friend and there’s no way you’re getting out of this friendship ever!!gosh i like how you’ve never tried tapioca or many other common things(that are common to me..) and i want to mutually punch you in your cute face too. yee happy birthday to the booty queen-
god i feel like that annoying #1 fan retard but holy shitkgjhdfk
what a m i doing…………………….
why do I destroy everything I touch?
regardless, I’ll feel better once somebody has told me that this has already been done…
holy fudge i just realized the sun is shining through my butt in this pic what the hell
holy shit this is glorious
but yes, the butt of GOD HIMSELF