lampties:

OMFG SO BASICALLY I TOOK THIS PHOtO WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL beUCASE I WAS GETTING READy TO GO SHOPPING FOR COSPLAY suPLPLIES AND UCHA aND I DONT KNOW WHY I ACTUALLY TOOK IT TO BE HOENST BUT I DID AND I HAVE AN EYEPATCH AND  I JUST NOW REMEMBERED I TOOK IT AND YEAH..

#look at this guy right here holy shit
#brice you are a butt pirate 
NOSTOP

lampties:

OMFG SO BASICALLY I TOOK THIS PHOtO WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL beUCASE I WAS GETTING READy TO GO SHOPPING FOR COSPLAY suPLPLIES AND UCHA aND I DONT KNOW WHY I ACTUALLY TOOK IT TO BE HOENST BUT I DID AND I HAVE AN EYEPATCH AND  I JUST NOW REMEMBERED I TOOK IT AND YEAH..

#look at this guy right here holy shit

#brice you are a butt pirate 

NOSTOP

oh yeah so earlier today i got in an argument with someone at school and they were saying how they didnt want obama and how much better romney is

and then he said 

" honestly i’d rather that women not have rights then our army cut in half"

no

stop. right there.

pootsy:

I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SUPER CONFUSED

NO

stkdraws:

kankri a shit

stkdraws:

kankri a shit

So Helen ((my bedroom door)) keeps opening and closing even though i had it shut all the way

i dont understand

Helen pls

I was looking for something on google images when I found this.
and I just keep seeing babydave
heLP
((source: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36fjct/ ))
((not my photo, etc.etc. thank you for playing))

I was looking for something on google images when I found this.

and I just keep seeing babydave

heLP

((source: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36fjct/ ))

((not my photo, etc.etc. thank you for playing))

causticgambler:

dorkstrider:

causticgambler:

This is, unfortunately, the best Jake gets at flirting.

All voices by me (http://causticgambler.tumblr.com/)
Original comic from http://ask-john-and-karkat.tumblr.com/
Song is Showtime Ragtime, download it here: http://tindeck.com/listen/dgzl

Luke is the best voice actor and everyone else should go home

oh stop it you

jESUSS SS CHRUST

I think eveyone in this household is very confused…..

They’re all downstairs…watching Chirstmas movies…

guys pls…

i am out of school in four days..

and its may……..

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

WATCHING MOVIES WITH SNOW IN THEM WILL NOT MAKE YOU ANY MORE COOLER

me: Hey are you free this weekend?
friend: I'm free every weekend
friend: I LIVE IN AMERICA
friend: LAND OF THE FREE
friend: FUCK YEAH

(Source: spookuyasu)