*blogs about u behind ur back*
hey, listen. i’ve been in love with you for a while, and uh…*gets on one knee* i think now is the right time for me to do this. *gets on other knee* *starts breakdancing*
What do you know about my mom? I didn’t even get to know my mom!
*looks around to make sure nobody is looking, whispers* dont tell anybody, but i still love homestuck