Such an unexpected plot-twist.
oh my god wait what
The Rebuild of Tumblr series
Tumblr 1.0: You Can (Not) See Notes
Tumblr 2.0: You Can (Not) Post
Tumblr 3.0: You Can (Not) Reblog
Tumblr 4.0: Your Posts Are (Not) Yours
Woman: “So, do you have protection?”
Man: “You bet your sweet ass I do.”
*man reaches into wallet without breaking eye contact while grinning from ear to ear*
*man tears open Ramen noodle flavor packet seductively*
The powder spills on his dick, as he awkwardly smiles and brushes it off before tip-toeing out of the door in shame.
I made this and I won’t apologize.
i’d be so pissed at you if you did
I’ve lost my friend